Forest of the Pits

A customer walked up to the register and wanted to buy the shirt she was wearing. I told her she had to take it off because it had a sensor on it. She took it off (she had a tank top underneath) and revealed a forest growing in her arm pits. To make matters worse, I don't think she wore deodorant and the shirt she handed me reeked of body order. She also bought $300 worth of clothes all under $10 and all turned inside-out and reeking of her b.o which I had to hand-fold each and every smelly one.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.