Wednesday, March 30, 2011

It's All About the Money

A customer often comes to the movie theater I work at. He's a racist middle-aged bald man with turrets syndrome and he loves talking about Jews. My manager never kicks him out because he has money.

This is why I Work 2 Rant

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Shirt Pants

There's a customer that often comes to the movie theater I work at. Picture Santa Claus, but wearing a t-shirt for pants. He likes to talk to the person working at the box office about God. Today, that was me.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Meeting for Meeting Sake

Does it make any sense to have meetings just to have meetings? Sometimes I think in order to make it in Corporate America, all you need is a tolerance for sitting around listening to people talk and talk and talk about nothing. That and a lobotomy.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Whistle While You Work

A bum frequently likes to walk into the movie theater I work at. He looks and smells like rotting garbage and communicated with us using a whistle. I don't speak whistle and I can't get him to leave.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Cyclops

A bum frequently walks into the movie theater I work at. He has a huge growth on the left side of his face that oozes. Everywhere. Guess who has to clean up?

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Keep It Down!

There is a continuous squeaky sound that's coming from the office upstairs. My work day just started.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Crazy Legs

A bum frequently walks into the movie theater I work at. Unfortunately, he has gangrene and you can smell the rotting flesh from his legs from 50 ft away.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.