Eating Orange Peels

I work in a library and there is a no food or drink policy. A patron was walking over with an unpeeled orange in her hand. I went up to her and said, "Excuse me, there's no food allowed in the library." She pointed at the orange peels and said, "This isn't food!"

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Do You Have My Size?

One day, this 6 foot 5 inch middle aged transvestite, named Joe, strolls into my store in a beautiful blue floral sundress and asks me if we sell lace thongs big enough to support his junk.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Hooked and Caught

I was helping this old lady into the fitting room and I noticed that she decided to try on this black corset with 30 hooks up the back. I tried to get out of listening range so she couldnt call my name for help but she caught me. I walked into the fitting room and there she was, holding the corset on asking me to hook it up for her. I couldn't say no. I ended up assembling 30 hooks as my knuckles grazed her fat sweaty back so she could feel good about herself. And the worst part is, she didnt even buy it!

This is why I Work 2 Rant.

Pregnant Beat Down

I was working with my co-worker and the manager on a busy Saturday afternoon. I was manning the front door, saying my hellos and folding t-shirts while my co-worker ran the register and the manager tended to the fitting rooms.

A woman comes in with her mom and they are shopping around and showed up to the fitting rooms with a huge stack of clothes to try on. Everything was fine until I heard some yelling. My pregnant and possibly bi-polar manager flipped out on this woman telling her something along the lines of "What did you just say to me? If you want we can take this outside! I will beat your a** b*tch! I get off at 4 and I will beat your a**!!!"

At this point, I picked my jaw up off the floor, then apologized to every customer for my manager's behavior as my co-worker had to run over and pull her back, tell her she's not acting right in public and to calm down before she gets fired!

This is why I Work 2 Rant.