Everybody Poops

A customer asked where the bathroom was. I told her that we didn't have one, but she would be able to find one across the street. Upset, she stormed off. Moments later I hear a call over the Walkie, "Housekeeping, we need a clean up in the fitting room." She decided against crossing the street and instead took a dump in one of our fitting rooms.

This is why I Work 2 Rant.